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Birthday is not at all a sad holiday, as it is sung in the well-known song by Igor Nikolaev. And it’s a very fun event, especially when you spent very little time preparing it. Funny performances and mini birthday scenes will help you entertain your guests, especially since we will be happy to share our knowledge and experience with you. After reading our recommendations, you, as a professional presenter, will be able to please your loved ones and friends with an entertainment program prepared just by you.

Types of performances and mini skits for a man or woman’s birthday

There are a great many humorous games and competitions. You don’t have to rack your brains to come up with them yourself. All you have to do is go online to holiday websites where you can choose what you like. Our comic scenes Suitable for an anniversary or any feast. But I want to draw your attention to how to properly organize the order of showing skits as the event progresses.

Let's remember that any holiday has:

• introductory part (arrival of guests)
• official table part (congratulations, gifts)
• intermission part (dancing, entertainment)

It follows from this that you need to select funny scenes and performances based on this order.

Birthday performances and skits for the introductory part of the holiday

Even a meeting of guests can be organized in a very fun way. Let us recall such an example as the “Bread and Salt” meeting. The owner greets his guests with jokes, says funny jokes, giving them a bite of bread or pie.

Birthday script "Meeting with guests"

The host or hostess, or better yet the whole family, wearing caps, funny hats or masks, greet the guest at the door, reading greetings:

Welcoming guests with “bread and salt”

We're not bored today
We dance and sing
We are celebrating the holiday today,
And we invite guests to our place!

Hello, invited guests!
Hello, welcome guests!
We wish you good health,
We invite you to drink tea!

Then they treat the visitor, put a festive cap on him, inviting him to meet the next invited person with them. Imagine the surprise of the guests at such a meeting! Let's be honest, the boring wait for everyone to arrive will turn into fun entertainment for everyone. You can also ask the newcomer to recite an interesting poem or dance a dance and only after that accept him into fun company greeters

Of course I would like to remind you funny scenario, a wonderful gypsy production "Meeting our dear guest"

To do this, you need to prepare colored scarves, a guitar or a tambourine in advance ( musical instruments can be cut from cardboard or improvised means). Buy a bear mask and hats, thereby turning the meeting of guests into a whole show with dancing, dressing up and involving the newcomers in the performance you have planned.

See all friends
The gypsy soul sings.
A dear friend came to visit us,
Pour him a lot!
We'll sing and dance,
It's fun to celebrate the holiday!
He came to us, he came to us,
Our dear friend, dear
Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up!

I want to say that using the templates for welcoming guests that we gave you above, you can arrange a production for your holiday, on almost any topic. They are suitable for both adults and children.

And so, we met the guests. Let's move on to the official table part of our holiday. Guests sit decorously at the tables, periodically standing up, announcing toasts, and giving gifts. I think this is the most “boring” pastime. This is where it's time to shake things up. Small musical scene with the participation of guests, there will be what you need.

Short skits and performances for the official table part

I believe that for this part of the evening, musical performances with minimum quantity participants (from 1 to 3 people), since most of the guests are not yet ready for active actions, basically everyone behaves passively.

A musical, interactive number is very suitable - congratulations on dressing up, for example:

• to Serduchka
• to Alla Pugacheva
• to the gypsies

Don’t forget, you need to prepare props for such scenes, as well as musical accompaniment

But believe me, your efforts will not go unnoticed, but on the contrary, they will bring freshness and revitalization to the holiday atmosphere.

Another option is to rent special gag costumes for such productions. Although personally, I advise you to order a professional animator. It will definitely surprise your guests and save you from unnecessary hassle.

The number of scenes in this part of the holiday can be determined in advance by the number of guests invited by you. For every three toasts - one sketch (just a recommendation from my own experience). Then your guests will definitely not get bored.

Scenario for a birthday, for the intermission part

Well, now let's move on to the main, active part of the event. After the guests have eaten, drunk, and breathed fresh air, it's time for funny mini-skits for birthdays, for women and men. In addition to dancing, we invite you to play a contact fairy tale with your guests. This will greatly amuse your guests. Don't forget to film this “fun” on camera. Subsequently, after making a video, you can enjoy with your friends the memories of your holiday.

As we have already said, there are a lot of scripts, fairy tales and skits on the Internet, take your pick, I don’t want to. Of course, the more costumes, props, and most importantly characters, the more interesting it is. Let us give an example of a fairy tale that is familiar to everyone from childhood. This mini scene can be played on the birthday of either a woman or a man.

Contact scene “Turnip” for a birthday

Leading:
— Dear guests, stop chewing pies and bones.
Let's entertain ourselves and amuse our friends.
I want to tell you a fairy tale,
About how grandfather planted turnips,
Yes, I almost broke my stomach.

This fairy tale is for children and adults. Well, first of all, we need a “Turnip”, it should be big - very big (he chooses the biggest guest. You can put a headband with green leaves on your head, but it will look funnier if the pot is a small flower)

- That's what it is, fodder turnip! And now we need a grandfather, let him be a hundred years old. (choose from the male half. For props, you can use an old hat or beard).

- Yes, and we need a grandmother, just let her be young (we choose a grandmother using the women's table. Props - an apron, glasses, a rolling pin).

- Well, people, listen, what a turn it was. Here comes the grandfather, although he is old, he is a fine fellow, a rogue with a beard. But there is one problem: he is lazy. He'll come out in the morning; he likes only the balalaika. He sits on the rubble all day and spits on the fence. (The guest at this time performs movements: stroking his beard, playing the balalaika, spitting).

- And here comes the grandmother, she’s young at heart, but looks like a hag. He walks, swears, clings to everything with his feet (Acting role, performs movements: stumbles, threatens someone with his fist).

Now all the words will always be pronounced by the presenter in front of the actor, and he, in turn, will skillfully repeat them with expression and gestures)

Grandma: “Why are you sitting there doing nothing, grandpa?”

Grandfather: “I’m too lazy, you’re in trouble.”

Grandma: - Well old tree stump go plant turnips and increase my wealth.

Presenter: - Eh, grandfather got up and went to plant turnips. He came, planted it in the ground, watered it from above, and went back (the actor repeats all the actions according to the text).

Host: “Can you imagine, friends, this is how the whole summer went by!” The sun is shining, the rain is falling, our beautiful turnip is growing, and the grandfather sits on the balalaika and plays and does not blow his whistle. The grandmother came again, angry, angry, gritting her teeth, cracking her bones, swearing!

Grandma: “What, you’re sitting there again, you old stump, looking at me, you’d better go and look at the turnip.”

Presenter: - Grandfather stood up, shook himself off, turned around with his beard and went to the garden to look at turnips. Look, she’s big, round-sided and large, she’s sitting in the ground and doesn’t want to come out. He jumped around, let’s shout and call for help.

Grandfather: - Grandma come out, take out your bones!

Presenter: - Here comes the grandmother, carrying her bones. She came, looked, said loudly:

Grandma: - These are the turnips!!! (grandmother spreads her hands in surprise)

The host addresses the guests: “Don’t pull out the turnips.” Who should I call?

Guests: - Granddaughter

Presenter: — That’s right, granddaughter. And here comes the granddaughter, shaking her mane, that’s what she is, a city girl (you can choose a granddaughter during the course of the play, a younger girl would be good for her. Props - a wig with bows or braids).

Granddaughter: - Hello, what do you need?

Grandfather and grandmother: - Help me pull out the turnip.

Granddaughter: - Will you give me some sweets?

Grandfather and grandmother: - We'll give it.

Presenter: - the granddaughter came closer and screamed:

Granddaughter: - This is a turnip!!!

Presenter: — Three of us can’t pull it out. Who else should I call?

Guests: - Bug!

Presenter: - That's right, Zhuchku! Here she is waving her tail, there is no one more beautiful than her.
(props: headband with dog ears)

Bug: - Woof-woof. Hello, what do you need?

Grandfather and grandmother: - Help me pull out the turnip.

Bug: - Will you give me a bone?

Grandfather and grandmother: - We'll give it.

Presenter: - Bug came closer and spread her arms.

Bug: - This is Turnip!

Host: - There’s no way to get us out, who else should we call?

Guests: - A cat.

Host: - Yes, friends, of course a cat. The most beautiful, very sweet. Here she comes, purring and singing. (Props: headband with cat ears)

Cat: - Meow-meow, purr-purr. And here I am, looking all good. Hello, what do you need?

Grandfather and grandmother: - Pull out the turnip.

Cat: - Will you give me milk with sour cream?

Grandfather and grandmother: - We'll give it.

Presenter: - The cat came closer and purred under its breath:

Cat: - This is a turnip!

Presenter: - Yes, here’s the thing, even the cat didn’t help. They decided to go home with the whole family, have lunch, sleep, and lie down. They say, if we gain strength, then we will defeat the turnip. (Everyone steps aside).

- Well, while the whole family was sleeping, a small mouse came to the field. (Use the mouse to select the largest man or the birthday boy)

- The mouse saw the turnip and squeaked:

Mouse: - This is a turnip! You need such a turnip yourself.

Presenter: The mouse took the turnip in her hands and dragged it into her hole. (Takes the mouse aside).

“And the whole family returned to the garden and saw that there were no turnips.”

All the actors together: - Where is the turnip?

Presenter: - Yes, we overslept, you are a turnip. You can’t even pull a turnip out of the garden without difficulty. Yes, yes... But there is no morality, as long as there is a delicious lunch. But you are very lucky, our mouse is very kind, she will definitely share the turnip. (The mouse comes out and takes out the turnip). That’s the end of the fairy tale, and well done to those who listened!

With these words, you can ask everyone to clap and announce a photo session.

Think Dear friends, you liked our script, table games and skits. We will post a lot more interesting things on this topic in the future. I would like to say only one thing: mass games and scenes for congratulating you on your birthday will only add positivity to your holiday.

Nothing “accelerates” a celebration like a cheerful, funny scene. It is advisable that the invitees themselves participate in it, this will lift the spirits of both the participants and the audience, and will also keep the guests in good shape and prevent them from becoming soggy. In addition, guests will feel more involved and involved in the holiday. But the opportunity to participate in a skit should not bother guests; it is better that it be a small, easy, unobtrusive adventure.

In this section of the site you can find holiday scenes, aimed at women, men and children. The sketches we have collected are often updated and dedicated to various holidays and dates, so you can choose anniversary scene an elderly person, or you can choose birthday scene to kid. Diversify your holiday with your favorite scene with us!

08 Jun 2012

(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, in his hands he has a basket with drugs and he addresses the birthday boy with the words):

Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And I was in good health from childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer’s secret
I will open it to everyone on their birthday,
There is no more mystery in this!

08 Jun 2012

A scene for an anniversary or a man’s birthday “Childhood”

(runs out skipping Childhood is a man dressed up little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):

My childhood, wait,
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!

Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any attack -
This, of course, goes back to childhood
We must go in immediately!
I'll tell you emphatically:
Everything is forgiven for you today!

Read the continuation of the anniversary scene below

02 Jun 2012

Leading:

Dear birthday girl, dear guests! You've all probably heard the expression: “Why are you walking around with shaggy hair like a shishiga?! Comb your hair!” So, I hasten to please you: just such a client arrived at our birthday girl’s birthday! Meet Shishiga, my friends!

(A participant in the scene comes out dressed as Shishiga; it will be funnier if he is a large man dressed in women's dress and with very shaggy hair or a shaggy wig.
Shishiga sings to the tune of the song “Longing for the Motherland” from the film. "Seventeen Moments of Spring")

Read on for the continuation of this scene.

27 May 2012

(two participants, dressed in new Russian grandmothers, come out dancing and sing a verse to the tune of ditties):

We neither sow nor plow,
But we don’t sit idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!

Matryona (speaks):

Flower, oh Flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?

Flower:

Oh, don’t tell me, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking, how better can we congratulate our birthday boy than to please him on such a day?!

Read on for the continuation of the funny scene.

26 May 2012

(two men come out dressed up as new Russian grandmothers and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along on a children's balalaika or guitar):

Flower:

The hero of the day needs a pair
Give compliments!
So let's go blazing hot
Remember them with Matryona!

Give me your word soon
My tongue is very itchy!
I'm already ready
Congratulations are simply chic!

... continuation of the funny scene read on

13 Apr 2012

Funny scenes There are different ones with different plots - dramatic, humorous, artistic, etc. Absolutely any plot for the sketch can be chosen - from own idea to an existing idea. You can write your own script using your own unique idea or plot. You can write a script for a finished work, a film, a fairy tale, or act out some story.

06 Apr 2012

05 Apr 2012

Presenter:

Dear birthday boy!
A great surprise has been prepared for you,
Double, unusual, most useful prize:
So that there are no more problems in work,
They sent you stuntmen as a gift!

(two men in helmets or colanders on their heads run out - these are “stuntmen”. They sing a song to the birthday boy to the tune of “If only I had mountains of gold”)

The main task of festive scenes is to unobtrusively captivate the guests of the celebration and give them a positive mood. For this purpose, funny games in the form of impromptu are used. At the same time, the host of the holiday acts as a good conductor and a kind of psychologist. He notices that the guests' mood is heading in the wrong direction and knows how to divert the audience's attention from the problem that has arisen in time.

Why are scenes needed?

Women line up with each other in a modular structure, which allows them to change the program at any time and close any pauses that may arise inadvertently. Even if the script has already been prepared, and everything in it is logical, it can be changed almost between toasts. It is unlikely that guests will notice anything, but the holiday will gain momentum.

Main congratulations

Before carrying out funny scenes and congratulations on the woman’s 55th birthday, the presenter should congratulate the hero of the occasion. His speech might be like this:

“Beloved (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion)! On this bright day, we can talk a lot about how venerable this noble age is, and about what is still ahead, and you are at the very beginning of your path. All these words, of course, are standard and commonplace. But I would like to fill my congratulations with warm words addressed to our irresistible Birthday Girl. Unforgettable, sweet, and beloved (name of the hero of the day)! Let all troubles and adversity pass you by. Let your family and friends become a source of happiness, goodness and light. You really deserve it, and no expensive L'Oreal cosmetics can replace the peaceful family happiness that remains with a person, no matter what.

I congratulated, and now our dear guests take the reins in their hands. But they will congratulate you for a reason. Each person present will write wishes on balloons. But this must be done so that no one notices. Even you should not read these bright words. All the balloons will be collected and released into the sky in the evening. That's it best regards will come true - tested for myself!”

Cool scenes for the anniversary of a woman 60 years old or older at this stage are still to come. In the meantime, the presenter gives each speaker a helium balloon and a felt-tip pen. All air balloons are picked up by the leader and released to the ceiling. There they remain until the end of the celebration.

Achievements of the Birthday Girl

One of the first cool scenes for a woman’s anniversary can be congratulations. The host's words can serve as an alternative start to the evening. If you wish, you can change the order of congratulations, starting the evening with a toast from the hero of the day, and then continue with the above-described congratulations from the host to the birthday girl.

"Ladies and Gentlemen! We are sincerely pleased to welcome you to this significant event - the 50th Anniversary (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion). Now let’s all greet our wonderful, dear and irresistible birthday girl with a standing ovation!”

(Celebratory music plays, the birthday girl enters the hall).

“Our dear guests! I hope that everyone has already filled their glasses with champagne, because now, according to tradition, our Birthday Girl will be the first to raise her glass and make the first toast of this wonderful evening!”

(Toast to the hero of the day)

“Today is a very special day. After all, 50 years is not just an anniversary. This is one of the most significant events in a person’s life. The number that indicates the number of years lived is not at all the main thing. And the main thing is what our dear Birthday Girl has acquired over the years. Who among those present will tell us about her main achievements? Let's find out, dear guests, who will tell you the most information about our Birthday Girl? Who has such exclusive knowledge? Of course, prizes await you for this!”

(Guests name achievements, and the presenter gives a prize to the one who can list the most merits).

Toasts to husband and children

Before performing funny scenes for a woman’s 60th birthday, her loving spouse and children must voice their toasts. The presenter says:

“There is a person in this room who not only treats our hero of the occasion with love and respect, but also, in addition, considers her no less than the most beautiful, charming, dear and beloved. This is the most close person(name and patronymic of the birthday girl), husband (name and patronymic of the spouse).”

(Husband makes a toast).

“And now, dear guests, before you start dancing yet, we offer you an exciting and fun competition. An interesting prize awaits the winners. So, pay attention! You all know very well the name of our Birthday Girl. The winner will be the guest who can come up with the maximum number of rhymes to the name (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion). Sheets of paper and a pen can be obtained from me. You have 15 minutes to come up with a rhyme, so hurry up!”

(In a quarter of an hour)

“Well, it’s time to find out the name of the winner. Let's listen to the rhymes that you managed to come up with!

(Guests take turns calling rhymes, a winner is chosen who managed to come up with the most a large number of rhymes).

“The winner of this competition is (name). And the prize for him is a ticket for the Birthday Girl to fulfill any wish!”

(A cool scene for a woman’s 50th birthday continues with the presenter handing over a ticket. It says:

“This ticket entitles its holder to fulfill any wish of the Birthday Girl in the amount of 1 piece. Validity period: from (celebration date). The birthday girl's signature").

Game "Princess Nesmeyana"

Another great funny scene for a woman’s anniversary. All those present should be divided into two groups. The players belonging to the first team - “Tsarevna Nesmeyana” - sit on chairs and try to take on as serious a facial expression as possible. And the task of the players of the second team is to jointly make the “non-laughers” laugh. If within a certain time it is possible to make all the “non-laughers” laugh, then the team of “mixers” will win. If not, vice versa. Participants can then switch roles. In order to unbalance their opponents and make them laugh, representatives of the second group can tell jokes, make funny faces, and demonstrate pantomime. But it is not allowed to touch the “non-smeyans”.

Congratulatory song

The holiday can include not only funny scenes. A scenario for a woman’s 60th birthday (or any other age) may include a song congratulation from her best friends.

“Our dear (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion). Today, so many wonderful friends have gathered here who are eager to congratulate you on this wonderful event. Each of them, of course, will congratulate you personally. But now I invite everyone present to sing a congratulatory song for our Birthday Girl!”

(The host gives the lyrics to the guests, the melody plays, everyone sings).

Congratulations from friends

No less warm congratulations will be given by the closest friends of the hero of the occasion. For this cool anniversary scene, a woman will need the participation of her close friends.

“Well, now I’ll ask the most best friends Birthday girls."

(Friends of the hero of the occasion go on stage).

“Now you ladies are one team. I will give you 20 A4 sheets. On ten of them you write the bad things from which you want to protect our dear hero of the occasion. And on others - the best that you can wish for the Birthday Girl!”

(In this part of the cool scene of congratulations on the woman’s anniversary, the friends do what was said).

“And now, right in front of our dear Birthday Girl, we will perform magic. With his help, bad things will never happen in her life! To do this, we place the sheets directly on the floor and, to the accompaniment of active music, we begin to cheerfully trample all the bad things with our feet. If the paper tears and you can’t see what’s written on it, that’s very good! So, friends, let’s move to the music as actively as possible!”

(A cool scene for the anniversary of a woman 50 or older continues with cheerful music. The presenter plays a fast melody. The goal of the girlfriends is to tear the sheets).

“I see that you did great! And now all the good wishes need to be sung to our Birthday Girl to the sounds of life-affirming music! You wish with all your heart for our dear (name) what you wrote now? And let the guests support you with thunderous applause!”

(Friends “sing” positive wishes).

“Well, (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion), you really have wonderful friends. They really are willing to go to great lengths for you - and that’s very cool! And now I propose to encourage your friends with sweet prizes - chocolates and sweets!”

Wet spectators

The prank can be held separately or included in any scene. During one of the presenter's performances, a cleaning lady suddenly appears from behind the scenes. She is wearing a blue robe, holding a wet mop and half a bucket of water. Her intentions to clean the floor are serious.

Host: “What are you doing, citizen! We’re having a celebration!”

Cleaning lady: “I have work! What is unclear?! Everyone who is not too lazy is walking around, trampling...” (grumbling, he begins to wash the floor).

The presenter, shrugging his shoulders, tries to continue the previous scene, periodically glancing sideways at the cleaning lady. She, without any embarrassment, continues to wash the rag in the bucket and polish the floor. Gradually the bucket moves around the stage and at a certain moment is hidden from the eyes of the guests behind the scenes. At this point, the bucket of water must be replaced with exactly the same bucket, but filled with confetti. As if nothing had happened, the cleaning lady with a bucket approaches the very edge of the stage and, with all her strength, suddenly “pours water” onto the audience. Frightened guests scream and try to dodge. There is an explosion of laughter as confetti falls on those present.

Scene with a bonnet

This cool scene is suitable for the anniversary of a 55-year-old woman during retirement.

Leading:

“She burst into tears when she was born into the world,

And everyone around laughed cheerfully...

But it’s true, today we gave birth to a young pensioner. We all know how capricious babies can be. They are afraid of sickness and colds. And they are not overly smart. And so that different thoughts don’t creep into our Birthday Girl’s head, we decided to give her a warm cap!”

(The cool scene of congratulations to a woman on her anniversary continues with the presenter putting a cap on the hero of the occasion).

“And also all the guests know that little children are so ignorant that when they put a spoon in their mouth, they dirty themselves and everything around them. To prevent this from happening, we will give our pensioner an apron.”

(Puts an apron on the birthday girl).

“And I would also like to add that young pensioners are terribly upset with or without reason, they worry very loudly about everything and cry. So that our Birthday Girl doesn’t cry, we will give her a pacifier.”

(Puts on a pacifier on a silk ribbon).

“Well, now, dear guests, I want to invite you to raise your glasses to the birth of a new pensioner, who still has a lot of important things to do!”

Arrival of foreigners

For this cool scene for a woman’s anniversary, the presenter must choose two assistants. One will play the role of an “Italian”, the second - a translator.

"Dear guests! Dear birthday girl! Now I propose to greet our honored foreign guests with a friendly ovation. The Italian delegation arrived today.”

Italian: Tsvetutto, champanutto, congratulations to the hero of the day!

Translator: Dear hero of the day, congratulations!

I.: Siditto for free, drunkenly stupid!

P.: Dear guests, we welcome you with all our hearts!

I.: Catitto scoragio from here.

P.: We are sincerely glad to see everyone who is here.

I.: Convict hard worker, gorbo vkalovadzhi, nothing will get it.

P.: Representatives of the working class, as well as commercial organizations.

I.: Dragged on anything.

P: I arrived on a special flight.

I.: Italiano stubbornly in glasatto svetillo.

P.: From sunny Italy.

I.: Congratulations to the eminent Ekaterina (name of the hero of the occasion).

P.: To congratulate the birthday girl.

I.: There are different nonsense from Germano, French and Italian.

P.: I brought with me congratulations from German, French and Italian friends.

I.: And all sorts of junk.

P.: And also valuable gifts.

I.: Now it’s forgiven.

P.: In conclusion of my speech I would like to wish.

I.: The legs are not bolento, the nose is not chihanto, the tail is pistolo, the catfish are cusatto.

P.: Health.

I.: The garden is copanto, the house is cleaned, the products are tascanto, there is success everywhere.

P.: Youth and long life.

I.: Not motherly, respect your friends.

P.: Happiness and true friends.

I.: Let’s pour some for the hero of the day!

P.: Let's drink to our Birthday Girl!

“Vegetables”: a cool fairy tale-sketch for a woman’s anniversary

The presenter announces: “Once at (name of the birthday girl) the vegetables started an entertaining argument at the dacha.”

(Vegetables come out, they have matching hats on their heads, on which different vegetables are depicted. This cool scene for a woman’s 55th birthday consists of dialogues from each of the participants).

“I am a pot-bellied zucchini.

I rested my side.

The hostess will pass by,

He pinches me on the side:

“You are my favorite zucchini,

I adore you!

“Well, stupid. Use your brains:

What will you give to a beautiful lady?

You are of no use anywhere - neither at the dacha, nor in food.

But here I am... Full of clothes,

And imagine - all without fasteners.

I'll make an outfit like this

(name) will flaunt!”

“What are you talking about, cabbage, foolishly,

You won't cover your figure.

Maybe with your leaf

Is it a shame to cover one up?

“What are you guys arguing about?

She has only one love.

Among you I am a gentleman.

They call me horseradish.

I look so fancy

Whoever sees it will not forget.

Why are you looking awkward?

We are talking about preparations."

“I am a green cucumber.

The guy is just great!

(name) adores me

When he misses a stack.”

“You should just drink and argue.

Stop babbling stupidly!

Everyone is happy with me, the carrot.

I have a treasure trove of vitamins!”

“Mine is yours not to understand,

I'm actually a foreigner.

I easily drive ladies crazy

(Name) is always mine!

Potato:

“Eh, guys, without me

(name of the hero of the occasion) - nowhere.

Our lady without potatoes -

What a skinned cat.

grows thin, weakens,

And, look, he’ll lose weight.”

“Stop arguing, friends,

Everyone has their own benefits.

Together you are a hundred times more powerful.

And today is the anniversary!

Congratulate the birthday girl,

Deliver her souvenirs!”

(Vegetables are placed in the basket and presented to the hero of the occasion).

Cheerful children's ensemble

This funny scene is well suited for the anniversary of a woman turning 55 years old. The presenter announces:

"Dear guests! Please pay attention for a moment! Sensation! Another delegation has just arrived for our evening. This time these are children from kindergarten called "Snot." They claim that they are our Birthday Girl’s grandchildren. Will you confess yourself, or will we take your blood for a DNA test? Do you admit it?

The children came for a reason - they have their own congratulatory program. Now I will ask all guests to warmly welcome our kids. So, your applause! Katerina Vyskochkina, Petka Obormotov, Olechka Zabubennaya!”

In this part of the script for the woman’s anniversary, the funny scene continues unexpectedly: the “children” awkwardly enter. They hold hands tightly. It is clear from them that they are shy. They have toys in their hands. The role of children can be colleagues or relatives of the hero of the occasion. It is advisable to cast men in female roles. Special suits are not required. “Girls” can wear bows, and “boys” can wear Panama hats.

First, the “children” stand in a line facing the guests, and then, after the second or third quatrain, they dance in a circle. Each of the subsequent quatrains is spoken by one of the children.

1. It's a fun day today,

To everyone's surprise.

Baba Shura (name of the hero of the occasion)

Let's celebrate a birthday.

And not just a birthday,

After all, today is the anniversary

A day of delight and fun -

Get into the circle quickly.

1. Happy anniversary,

We wish you happiness and joy.

We want to wish grandma,

To be afraid of boredom, like fire,

So that by labor, work

Hands were busy.

III. How are you going to retire?

Don't get lost right away.

Buy goats and nutria,

Have fun with them!"

"We are cheerful kids,

Every guest will be happy to see us.

Happy birthday grandma (name)

Congratulations to the kindergarten!”

(Children bow to the audience and leave).

“Oh, how I was inspired by the creativity of the kindergarten “Soplyachok”! I even had my own ditty:

Stretch the bellows, accordion,

Hey, play and play!

Today is (name)’s name day,

Drink, don't talk!

(A cool scene for the anniversary of a woman 50 years old or older ends. The music turns on, the guests sit down at the table and the celebration continues.)

End of the celebration

To bring the celebration to its logical conclusion, the host unobtrusively invites everyone present to go outside. First you need to release balloons with wishes, and then fireworks can be an unexpected surprise for the guests and the birthday girl. This is how it ends funny scenario anniversary Scenes cool script(the woman may be 40, 50, or 60 years old) have come to an end, and now the host shows that it is time to end the celebration. He addresses the audience:

“At the end of our grand celebration on the occasion of the anniversary birthday of our beloved (name and patronymic of the birthday girl), I suggest you carry out the plan we have outlined. Let's all take hold of the ribbons of balloons and say everything to ourselves good wishes! They will find their owner and bring her a lot of happiness, joy and strength!”

(Guests release balloons).

“And now let a bright fountain of fireworks shine in your honor!”

(Gives the command to launch the fireworks. The hero of the occasion is invited to dance with her husband).

An anniversary is not an ordinary birthday, but a transition to a new stage of life. That is why it is customary to celebrate the anniversary on a grand scale. And so that the holiday does not become simple gatherings at the table, you need to add a little emotion and fun by playing out funny scenes. When preparing scenes for a woman’s anniversary, you need to pay special attention to costumes: they should be bright and unusual. And, of course, don’t forget about the musical accompaniment and decorations.

No. 1 – “District”

Characters: district police officer, witnesses The district policeman enters Good evening. Allow me to introduce myself - Senior Lieutenant Ivanov, your local police officer. So, let's celebrate? Which one of you is a citizen (name of the birthday girl)? You? There is an anonymous complaint against you, which is why I came. Witnesses, come in. Witnesses come in So it is, citizen. Have you guessed yet why I came to you? No, not for the anniversary. Well, if you look closely, this holiday becomes direct evidence of the accusation against you. The point is this: the complaint states that you are in possession of an illegal moonshine still. Do you deny? Then why is there so much alcohol on the table? Did you buy it? Where did you get so much money! I immediately understood - drive it yourself! And aren’t you ashamed, citizen (last name)? Right under the nose of the authorities, without a license! What about taxes? What if you poison the whole area for me here? Good vodka you say? Well, let the witnesses judge. Pour for the witnesses. They pour it to the witnesses and at the same time offer it to the policeman. I'm on duty, so no need. The witnesses take the glasses, and the policeman stops them. Stop, comrades. How can I draw up a protocol if I don’t check it myself? Oh, I’ll have to take part in the identification too. They pour a glass for the district police officer, everyone clinks glasses and drinks. Eh, good! I mean, it’s a bit strong, it won’t do much... But I want it! What will the witnesses say to this? Fine? Good. Well, citizen, you have a good moonshine still! It’s somehow shameful to even take it away, especially on a birthday. Okay, pour another glass to make the protocol faster and easier to write. Well, now it’s not a sin to have a snack. Do you have any snacks? Yes, I know there will be! After all, I found my way here by smell! After all, the hero of the day is the director of a meat processing plant. How is it not? I have recorded in detail here in my anonymous account: how much moonshine and how much sausage. So, what kind of sausage do you like? (The birthday girl calls.) So do I! But I rarely try this: I have a busy job - I run around all day, no snacks, no drinks. I mean, neither sit nor eat. And the salary is tiny, just like this little glass. Oh, why is it empty? Witnesses, did you come here for identification or what? Pour it, and I’ll read out the protocol: During the inspection, it was established: The citizen (birthday girl) has a moonshine still for ... years. After explanatory and preventive work, she made her verbal promise not to use it again. Literally: “I promise not to do this again, I’ll do it differently.” Based on the above, the police commissioner, Senior Lieutenant Ivanov, decided: To oblige the citizen (name of the birthday girl) to distill moonshine exclusively for her own needs, that is, to treat only her relatives and guests, especially Senior Lieutenant Ivanov. Date of compilation and signatures of witnesses. Well, (name of the birthday girl), formally everything is clean. So we can continue the celebration. Witnesses, pour it! Happy anniversary, citizen (name of the birthday girl)!

No. 2 – “The Doctor’s Visit”

Characters: doctor Someone dresses up in a doctor's costume and, instead of another toast, reads out the medical testimony of the birthday girl. They should be beautifully designed in the form of a letter. Dear guests, I was in a hurry to go to the holiday to check the health of our hero of the day. So, after observing her condition a little, I can read out her medical testimony to you, if, of course, she doesn’t mind. Last name and first name of the birthday girl Age: in his prime. Blood type: real “blood and milk” Tone of life: fully developed Pulse: It is not always possible to measure, because it is in full swing. Heartbeat: fickle - sometimes ticking like a clock, sometimes jumping from an excess of emotions and excitement. Vision: 100%, can notice any little things. Smell: subtle sense of smell - can easily determine where the wind is blowing from and with whom the husband communicated the day before. Hearing: like a big ear.

Diseases: falls into hibernation for no particular reason after a luxurious dinner at a restaurant and while reading books. Daily regime: Recently, instead of walking, I switched to sitting and even lying down. Conclusion: the patient is absolutely healthy and is just beginning to live. Recommendations:

• more assets;
• less negativity;
• take from life everything that is still not received due to hard work.

The certificate is presented to the hero of the occasion amid applause.

No. 3 – “Cleaning Lady”

This small skit is done during a break between other numbers, or is performed when everyone is sitting at the table. Characters: cleaning woman. A cleaning lady appears on the stage in a believable image - a robe, a mop, a bucket of water. And he begins to wash the floor (not for fun). Leading(or one of the guests): What are you doing here, it’s actually a holiday here! Cleaning woman: I need to work. All sorts of people come here and get dirty, and I wipe them off until midnight. (continues to grumble quietly and wash the floor). The presenter chuckles and leaves. At this time, the guests continue to celebrate, and the cleaning lady continues to clean the floor. At some point, she must leave for a while and exchange it for the same bucket, only filled with confetti instead of water.

After this she goes to the edge of the stage (or festive table) and with a calm look pours the contents of the bucket onto the guests with all his might. Usually, everyone tries to dodge, and then laughs for a long time.

No. 4 – “Babe”

Characters: presenter, baby. It’s better to cast the role of a baby doll full man and dress him up like a little girl: bows on his head, lace pantaloons to the knee, a small blouse, a toy in his hand, and so on. Presenter: Dear guests! Let's remind our birthday girl of a carefree time - childhood. Moreover, we have a guest who can tell us about it with complete confidence. The “babe” runs out skipping and begins to sing in a child’s voice (“A Christmas tree was born in the forest”).

I'm a tiny girl

I don't sit still

(Insert name of the hero of the day), like candy,

I appreciate it the most!

Everyone calls me baby

But everyone sees for themselves:

My big belly

You can see it here and there!

In your favorite children's dress

I came to you for the holiday,

To the beautiful birthday girl

I have some surprises in store.

They are sitting beautiful

Among your guests!

Very tasty for this

The candy will be for her!

The little one runs to the hero of the day and presents a sweet present - a large candy, coin or medal.

No. 5 – “Fortune Teller”

Characters: gypsy woman A gypsy woman appears with a bag. It contains Kinder Surprise eggs. You need to unpack them in advance and come up with a comic prediction for each toy; if possible, you can improvise. There are as many eggs as there are guests plus the birthday girl. If the budget is limited, then you can take a few eggs and the gypsy herself will choose the people to tell fortunes for, without forgetting about the hero of the occasion.

Today to each of you

I will predict a simple fate.

I'll find the solution quickly

Taking one look at the essence.

Take an egg each

Forgetting about your age and position!

Let what's hiding below

No. 6 – “Eastern Guest”

Characters: old man Hottabych Old man Hottabych appears, dressed in a robe, a turban and holding in his hands a rug and a small bag (in it are pieces of paper with numbers for completing tasks). He bows and addresses everyone present: Hello, honorable guests and the most beautiful of the birthday girls! He lays out a rug and sits on it. Then he turns to the birthday girl: Oh, the sun of my life, the most beautiful (name of the birthday girl)! I have come here from a distant land to fulfill your wishes. But first I would like to be convinced of your wisdom and ask some tricky questions. If, of course, you allow it. The hero of the day allows it. I obey, my lady. First, I’ll ask you this: is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row? The answer is no, because they are separated by night. My incomparable one! Listen to the following question: what does the birthday girl have that other people use more often? The answer is the name. And now, my sun and stars, I will fulfill your deepest desires, and the honorable guests will help me with this. He gets up, bows and goes to the guests. Dear guests. Now you will fulfill the wishes of our dear (name). To do this, you must be ready for anything and complete tasks without hesitation. Now, pull out your tickets. Each person is given a bag from which a piece of paper with a number is drawn. Then Hottabych gives the task by number.

To cheer everyone up,

You should sing a little.

Kohl arrived for the anniversary,

Drink a glass quickly!

Giving a little happiness,

Take the swallow pose.

And with deep respect,

Make a short toast!

You, my friend, got the right

Give your neighbor on the right a kiss!

Give a compliment

To the hero of the day from the heart.

Our birthday girl

Just a fairy tale - top class!

Come to her quickly

And hug me tightly.

Kiss the hero of the day,

Just don't hurt!

Well, my friend, come on,

Tell me a joke.

When all tasks are completed, Hottabych says: Oh, incomparable (name)! There is one more gift left with which I want to please your beautiful eyes and ears. This oriental dance is for you! You can take two or three guests as performers, both women and men, who have not previously been involved in the competition. Oriental music comes on and Hottabych dances with them. After finishing, he approaches the hero of the occasion, bows and says: My lady, I am leaving, but leaving you in good hands: your guests will always fulfill your wishes. Well, I'll be back for the next anniversary.

An anniversary is a special date, so you can’t leave it unnoticed. Well, funny scenes will not leave even the most serious guests indifferent.